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Autobiography

I am an artist of about 1500 years_{(technically)} and still going strong! I started my art career around 5th century BCE, (Zeuxis was a real one) but afterwards I realised 5th century Europe might not be the best place to start learning so instead I hopped on this little video sharing website called youtube in the early 21st century. I learned most of my stuff there surprisingly. Currently I just wander. I just got back from a trip to 19th century european art schools _{(taught seargent everything he knows ofc)}, and now im planning on taking on an internship in 45th century New New York.

AWESOME INTERESTS FOR AWESOME PEOPLE

• Art- duhh _{(probably like one of the best hobbies ever or smth)}
• Oil Paint
• Alcohol Markers
• Digital Illustration
• Video Games- Mostly on rotation but here are some all time favs
• NO TIME
• VRChat
• Pretty much the whole The Resident Evil franchise
• Project Zomboid
• AWESOME BIRD GIFS

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